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If life is like a box of chocolates, mine got squished. |
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Trick or treat |
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I heard that the tinner you are, the crankier you are. I must be thinner in the morning |
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Its takes a minute to become and idiot, but forever to lose the quality!! |
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Fruit loops R like gay cherrios. |
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When your at that point in your life when everyday one of murpheys laws seem to happen to you, you know its time to get a new life! |
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Im not the girl next door im the b***** down the street |
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Your just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us |
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U dont know what u got until i take it |
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"E=mc2...simply means: "Eat more cheese & make it squared not triangular.." |