Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

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  • HOCUS POCUS

    ii WiiSH YOUR FACE WAS OUT OF FOCUS!

    x3-----SHELBY

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  • ACT YOUR SHOE SiiZE!

    x3------SHELBY

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  • PLEASE, iiF ii CAN`T BE THiiN

    MAKE MY FRiiENDS FAT!

    x3------SHELBY

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  • Have you ever had a problem but, never really could get another opinoin?
    Or just need someone to talk to cuz it feels like no one understands?
    Chrissy can help you with it!
    Just add her on myspace!
    www.myspace.com/Ask_Chrissy

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  • me- I want a private plan
    I want a jet ski
    I want chocolate
    I want a hawt nice guy

    michelle - well i want a pony to spank my A.S.S but we all can't have what we want.

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  • Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

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  • Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

    by Keira
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  • If you skip all the drama... You miss out on life!

    by xCezx
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  • You realize you are busy when sitting down and thinking about life's problems becomes a mere luxury.

    by Iola
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