Rose are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back

If you do it you regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your gonna regret it so you might as well just do it.

It costs me never a stab nor squirm
To tread by chance upon a worm.
'Aha, my little dear,' I say,
'Your clan will pay me back one day.'

Dorothy Parker

When Life Gives You Lemons....Find A Friend That Life Gave Tequila To And Have A Party

Man was put on the earth first because god had to make a first draft before he made the masterpiece

It's always easier to forgive the hotter ones...

You never know how far is near.

Comedy is the best remedy.

Lifes like a d1cc when it gets had f.u.c.k it

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go u pif you stand under a tree.Shake your fist at the sky and say you suck!