Guys are like pieces of chocolate- The more delicious it looks on the outside, the worse it is in the middle.

A boy is like a piece of chocolate we only need them when we want them♥

You cant spell slaughter without laughter

Every time I get the urge to exercise...
I lie down until it passes!

I f*lcked her once..i fl*cked her twice..i ate that pl*ssy like shrimp fried rice

~pick em, lick em, leave them~

how stupid it my friends

Must stop writing down ideas when high.

Its not funny if one of my friends gets hurt, but its halrious if a person i hate gets hurt.

Everything is nonsense, because everything makes sense, which is absolutely nonsense.

Do not do what you would undo if caught!

(Learned this one the hard way..lol)

Catch me fallen
into the ditch
watch me trip and become some witch
watching me fly so high
watch me float on thin air water
acids a trip and its not only fun
acid is good for when you go home