Squirrels will rule the world...Llamas will spit in your eye...and constipated chickens will eat you.

-Niko (this was made by Niko, not me, Niko...if this blinds you...blame Niko)

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys

Bad boys make better babys

When life gives you apples,
make apple cider!
Then drink it all up!

Never polish your aura the wrong way, the shine might come out backwards.
~ Steve V

If at first you don't succeed, pick up the manual and read.
~ Steve V

"Photo booths are not meant to hold more than three people at one time."

**Learned that one from expierience. haha.**

**LIFE IS RANDOM**

And So Am I!!!!!!

If u think that no one cares that u are alive try missing few car payments

U dont have to agree with everything that i say but i sure does help