Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'm with out adding your making a scene

    by jaimie
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  • You can take a road that gets you to the stars. I can take a road that will see me through.

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  • Life is so........whatever.

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  • The problem is not tha problem. tha problem is ur attitude about tha problem. got dat?

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  • YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

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  • You Can Talk About Me
    But Here's Some Advice...
    Click Your Heels Together
    && Say, "I Need A Life."

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  • The way my eyes look at you
    if eyes could say i love you
    mine would.

    by Aleciaw
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  • If changing my clothes
    changed my love for you
    i will never change
    so my love will remain the same.

    by Aleciaw
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  • Live life like you never were going to die....

    by megan
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  • "If you keep getting D-'s on your homework, it's probibly because your teacher dosen't want to see your ugly mug in summer school!"

    by ~Julie~
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