Funny Quotes About Life

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  • \"DoesSign\"
    UsedByMe,Taryn+Wonga..SecretWhat
    ItMeans.

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  • MadeUpByMe,WongaAndTrex.
    WheneverThereWasChewwwiiOnThe
    GroundWeWouldSayThereWere
    TinyInnyWinnyPoepleHavingSex
    InIt..WeCallIt"SpecialIntercourse"..
    NeverForget ;>

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  • ByJoelMcKelvieToMySister,YazzyFor
    AGreatBpickUpLineUnderTheFireWorks.
    NowUsedAsSomethingToLaughAt.
    "Hey,,TheFireWorksAreBeaustifulHey,,
    ButNotAsBeaustifulAsYou"
    ItWorkedForAWhileLol...
    "OopaLoopa"

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  • All girls have boobs.
    She has boobs,
    She has boobs,
    She has boobs.
    She just happened to say her bra size.
    I would say mine, but it's rather small.

    (Another funny that Nikki said. I wasn't there, but Savannah told me about it.)

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  • Never fight an ugly person they've have nothing to loose

    by Kelly
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  • I might be fat but i can go on a diet but you will always be ugly.

    by Samie
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  • I hope your life is like toilet paper long and very useful

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  • Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~Malachy McCourt

    by ashley
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  • Parents always say wait until you're in the "real world".
    I wonder what is this "real world" they speak of, and why haven't I been there yet.

    by Andi
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  • Ashes to ashes dust to dust, life is short so party we must!!!

    by Amanda
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