Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Flip flops, TANK TOPS, late nights, WATER FIGHTS, hot guys, BLUE SKIES, sneaking out.. SUMMER of 06 is GONNA be AWESOME

    by amyboo
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  • God made coke, god mad pepsi, god made (your name) so damn sexy

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  • Some people are like slinkies
    not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

    by kelsey
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  • I'm apart of the gansta crew your cant be apart your not of a gansta!!!!

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  • Never buy a car without a test drive first, but dont test drive too soon or you wont get the car

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  • Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

  • I feel just like a shaved monkey in a vaseline factory.

    Jane

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  • My life is like a fart. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it stinks.

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  • You are going to hell for lying

    I'm going to hell for lot of thing but lien isn't one of them

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  • I hate it when i can't think!

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