Funny Quotes About Life

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  • A promise is forever....
    thats what people say...
    welcome to reality...
    their broken everyday...

    by skatergirl21
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  • Just cause I rest more than others, it don't mean they gotta to be jelous and call me LAZY. poeple don't even know the meaning of lazy. why bother using it if you don't know what it means? look it up first.

    by Zoey
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  • GOD MADE MUD...,
    GOD MADE DIRT...,
    GOD MADE GUYS...,
    SO GIRLS COULD FLIRT!

    by ASHLEY CORTEZ HENDERSON
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  • Your so fat the only exercise u get is running after the ice cream van

    by bethan
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  • There was 2 muffins in a oven. one muffin said

    ''god its hot in here''

    then the other muffin screamed out..

    ''AH ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!''

    {HAHHA i love that joke}

    by bethan
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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    God made me beautiful
    What happened to you?

    by I HATE You.
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  • Be optimistic - after all, the bullet MIGHT miss.

    by Su
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  • To be old and wise, You first
    Have to be young and stupid.

    by firequeen
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  • Life's not a garden so stop being a H O E!

    by Nacole
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  • When life gives u lemons make BEEFSTEW!

    ~Andy Milonakis

    U know u luv Beefstew

    by XxIntuitiveAdvicexX
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