In my life the PLAYERS change but the GAME alwayz satys the SAME!

If life gives u lemons..ask 4 a refund!

Lifes a b i t c h...
you might as well be one to

I am who I am because I am who I want to be!!!

I dont need to impress anybody
i am who i wanna be
if you cant deal with that
than tough sh!t----thats me

Why is an emo pizza better then a normal pizza?

cuz it cuts itself
(u wanna no sumin sad..... my 8th per teacher told us that)

Wow was that a title wave?........ oh wait that was just yo momma'a butt

inside joke with me and my gurls ha ha love ya guys

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

Sometimes you need a little more action in the pants and little less in the
heart

When santa was little, who left him presents?