Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When the toothfarie looses a tooth, who gives her something?

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  • Who judges the Judges?

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  • Why do you care what to wear? strip your clothes go nude who cares?

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  • "You're about as screwed as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest."

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  • Boy if you ever mess wit me then just lettin ya noe,
    you're just messing wit ya balls boys.
    (it's gona hurts)

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  • We all have blond moments
    some just more than others!

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  • Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were too busy getting stoned...he'll understand

    by Colleen
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  • Fuk you wit a peanut butter and jelly sandwich bi**h!

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  • When life gives you lemons, stick them down your bra and make your boobs bigger!

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  • Life's short, smoke faster

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