There's a b***h who is gass all
because she thinks she got ass
even, though she got no class people be sayin she got a phatty but the truth is she got a flatty.

Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not God!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suger is sweet
but revenge is too

Life's like a woman; you don't have to do anything to get it upset.

Life is like a box of chocolate... you never know what your gunna get!!!

***Borrowed from Forest Gump***

My life is like a vaccuum. It sucks.

I'm muti-talented
(I can talk and piss you off at the same time)

As I walkthrugh the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil
(cuz i'm the baddest mother fu***** in the valley

"Llive for today because tomarrow is only something to hope for and we never know if that hope will come true."

Shit Happens When You Party Naked!!!