If at first you don't succeed...
bugger it and have a lie down!

"If you're not cheating, then you're not trying."

Rozez r red violets r blu
god made me sxc but wot the f**k happened 2 u?

~i didn\'t know wot 2 put this unda~

~* and even if I never mend, your world and my world will come to its end~*

One man's trash is another man's soap

When life hands you lemons. . . stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!

Its 4-20 lol

Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick.

When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, but find someone who life has gave them vodka and throw a PARTY!

(Ron White)

"The North and the South what is the difference, I'll tell you two, I'm more free in the south and we have sweet tea!!"

-Eva Catherine