Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

-- Jean Kerr

If men had their period, they'd compare the size of their tampons

You might think im wack
cause my skin aint white o black
But youcant talk smack
Cause the smelly beaner is doin yo mom from the back.

Life is bautiful when you can write a tree paged paper the morning its due and get an A+ on ....BRAVO PRINCIS!!!!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

If you are what you eat.
Than i'm:
*Fast
*Easy,and
*always ready on the go.

If Your Not Dancing, Get Off My Dance Floor!

I'm not who you think I am, I'm who I know I am.

Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world and lets smoke some weed

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

-none.the wood chucks itself in fear of chuck norris