People who commit suicide were just afraid that someday they will run into Chuck Norris

Eat right. Stay healthy. Die anyway.
MoUaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!

I may not be proud of the choices I have made,
but damned if I’ll regret any of them

"Cooking hamburgars are hazzardous to your health."-knows by cooking them-

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

Why is it when your
l i t t l e
your parents teach you
to [walk] and [talk]
but when were
o l d e r
all we hear is
[sit down] and [shut up]?

A blind mole and a lemming went adventuring near a cliff. There has to be a moral in that somewhere.

Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day