Funny Quotes About Life

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  • There will always b the girls you cant believe you were once friends with the boys you cant belice you kissed ant the one boy you cant believe you ever lived without

    by Ashlick
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  • I'm so cool...i shit ice cubes....

    saw it on an icon...i thought was really funny...

    Emma

    by Emma
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  • If practice makes perfect,
    And nobody's perfect,
    Why practice?

    by Kitten
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  • Music is the soul. So when your mother says "Turn that crap off!" begin to cry, and say, "I have found the devil!! WHY! WHY!?" then spaz out a bit more.

    by Sara
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  • "Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

    by Britt
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  • "Mirrors are evil. They do people much harm. They make people realize what doesn't count, their looks. I think they should make a mirror to show someone their personality,something that really matters,unlike politics."

    by Britt
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  • I joined a gym and they told me to wear loose fitting clothes. If i HAD any loose fitting clothes i wouldnt be joining!

    by Lozzy
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  • FAK3 GiiRLS G3T ALL DR3SS3D UP TRYNNA LOOK ALL GOODii3...BUT M3 AND MY GiiRLS LOOK GOOD ROCKiiNG SW3ATS AND A HOODii3!!!!

    by Taja
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  • ¤i triêd §ñiffing cokê oncê, but the ice cubê§ got §tuck up my ño§ê¤;)

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  • When life gives you lemons, find one of two things: 1)someone to throw them at or 2)a shrimp to squeeze them on