Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Ants look funny when they die in soap

    by Eclipse
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  • The bewst way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment

    not exactly my own saying , but ir eally liked it lol

    by amy
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  • First rule of killing, shoot them before they shoot you.

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  • "I had a conscious once, but alas I have forgotten where I put it."

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  • When someone says you've turned their life...
    (UpSiDe DoWn)

    You've made them look at life in a...
    (DiFfErEnT aNgLe)

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  • Well guys i must go off to bed......i`ve a busy day tomorrow.....the dishes from today....night night

    by bluehun
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  • Only dead fish go with the flow!!

    by peach
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  • "It's no wonder people who are the sign of the "TAURUS" are stubborn all the time..." It's because they are all full of "BullS__t"...

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • I was told to "love myself" but that dosent mean I cant "hate other people"

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  • Silence is golden,
    but ducted tape is silver.

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