"The protection I offer comes with a heavy price. How numerous are your kin?"

-Daddy can I cut you a piece of cake
-no you better let mommy do it because if you have 5 fingers and you cut one off, you kno what you have?........a piece of cake that daddy can't eat!~ (from "Yesdear")

"Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone shouts random numbers in your ear? It's like that."

"This will work, but if it doesn't at least we won't be around to care."

Never believe their dead until you see the body, and even then you must be cautious.

"Why should I boast? The bards will do that for me...and with music."

.i'm planning to live forever...so far, so good.

It's a tall thing. I wouldn't understand.

When life gives you lemons, make Orange Juice, and when life says "I gave you lemons not oranges" Flick life off and drink your orange juice proudly.

In life nothing is out of reach if you got long arms