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"You have stated clearly that you have been wanting to off yourself for quite a while now...If I hear it from you one more time I'm going to do it for you" |
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway |
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. |
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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Switched Off, Due To Cost Reductions, Sorry For Any Inconvenience... |
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Suck a duck, sex a truck, lick a puck, and good luck! |
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Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs |
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Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money |
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I can resist everything except temptation |
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind |
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If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =) |