Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "You have stated clearly that you have been wanting to off yourself for quite a while now...If I hear it from you one more time I'm going to do it for you"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

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  • If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

    ~D. Cavett

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  • The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Switched Off, Due To Cost Reductions, Sorry For Any Inconvenience...

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  • Suck a duck, sex a truck, lick a puck, and good luck!

    by jenbob
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  • Reality is just a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs
    -robin williams

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  • Cocaine is gods way in saying you have to much money
    -robin williams

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  • I can resist everything except temptation
    -oscar wilde

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  • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
    -humprey bogart

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  • If everyone on earth was dead but me and you, i still wouldng marry youu. id marry the richest dead guy.. =)

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