Sometimes It's Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut, And To Seem Stupid... Then To Open It And Remove All Doubt!

"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, the never surrender, and they don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."

If you keep watching only for giants, sooner or later you'll be eaten by the ants.

"In a game of conquest, who cares about the pawns if the King still reigns?"

All you ever need in life is a few good friends. They can help you get through anything.

Have as much fun as the next just dont let the next have more than you

Winning isn't everything its the only thing

I think, I think I am
Therefore, I am
...I think.

You always manage to slip Charlie in.
-Mel

The first time you have sex, it will feel like your making Italian food.

**This is what my grandma told me the first time I made homemade pizza.