Lifes a big puzzle that i dont want to solve anymore

Mankind doth sucketh

When life hands you lemons...just shut up and eat your d@mn lemons!

Ive seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you

Im tough, ambitious, and i know what i want.

If that makes me a btch, okay.

-Madonna

I wonder how deep the ocean would be if there weren't any sponges.....

Two wrongs dont make a right,
but three rights make a left.

[think about it... its true...]

Did it ever occur to you that you're so caught up in tyring to make the right choice that you've never stopped to consider the possibility that there may not be a right choice, or a wrong choice, just a bunch of choices?

If we are decnded from apes and monkeys...... why are there still apes and monkeys?

I'm real easy to live with once you lesser people learn to worship me.