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I had an imaginary friend when i was little, but he'd always go play with the boy down the street. |
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If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, that usually means there's more shit over there to fertalize it. |
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much... |
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If you're not laughing, they're laughing at you. |
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Being cheesy really does take some creativity. |
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"when life hands you lemons, throw them at people." |
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Don't take life to seriously... you'll never get out alive! |
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TGIF |
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Nice men are.. ugly.. |
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Cheater Cheater Compulsive eater... |