How can you have can you have everything you want............And yet not be happy..

Got a problem with me?
S0LVE iT.
think i`m trippin?
TiE MY SH0ESz.
can`t stand me?
SiT D0WN.
can`t face me?
TURN THE F**K AR0UND.

U no how ppl say "if u smile the world smile wif u"
thats not true most ppl look at u and say "whats wrong wif him/her"

I lost 10 pounds, but don't worry, I found it again.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

"Life is full of SH_T...Always remember to wipe!"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

"I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it"

"Whenever you have a bad day and nothing goes good, just think of how good that "Morning Pee" felt earlier and you will find the greatness to relieve your bad day!"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes CAN change your life!

I don't understand how white and black cows can eat green grass and make white milk and yellow butter????

-Steve