You suck at life, stop reading my quotes!!!!

When life hands ya lemons ya make beef stew

This is a real conversation i had with my friend

friend:dumb ass
me:dumb ass
friend:it sounds better if i say it
me:ur a wordless,tongue-tied dumb ass
friend:(block number five)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you pulled this one off."

HARDWORK has never killed anyone....................................................................................................but i don't want 2 take a chance

Everyone has to believe in something..... I believe I'll go to sleep

My Grandma started walking 5 miles every day when she was 65, now she's 98 and we don't where the hell she is.
-Ellen Degeneres

Guys are either taken, gay, or full of shit!

"This is a real conversation I just had with my sister about poems
Sister: are you writing a poem?
Me: *nods head*
Sister: *looks at me with a fake expression* no
Me: *clicks submit quote and wrote this*"

~You made me who I am today~