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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." |
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"Remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off." |
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When your friends say nothing, random people you don't know are always willing to offer unsolicited advice. |
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Having a bad day? |
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If the ocean was liquer and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the oceans not liquer and im not a duck so pass me a shot and lets get f**ked up |
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Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run....he hates that |
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You |
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I can't grow up but I can get older! |
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When you die you lose the most important part of your life! |
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I knew i was unwanted when i saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio |