Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Life is just like a ferris wheel... when your on it, it's fast... when your wacthing it's slow!

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  • Old enough to know better, too young to care.

    by Rylee
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  • I used to think I was the only person I could trust, now I realize you cant trust someone who only wants to cause you pain.

    by ALEXIS
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  • How to be kind how to be free does anyone care for me?
    -Eva Catherine

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  • You are young when they say " you talk too much " you are old when they say " you dont make any sense "

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  • Why pay so much for facelifts or make-over's when you could pay less to buy the guy across the bar a beer ..

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  • @....when life hands u oranges, throw em back demanding lemons...@

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  • When life hands you lemons make applejuice!

    - Eva Catherine

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  • Life is like a roller coaster, you can scream all you want but you can't leave until it's over.

    - Eva Catherine

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  • Stress-When the mind must overcome the body's urge to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperatly needs it.

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