Why do parents always tell you to never take candy from stranges...but on Halloween it is all right?

Why do all superheros wear spandex?

and supermans underwear is on the outside, man whats up with that?

Note to self:
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn!

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

It works better if you plug it in.

Experience is a wonderful thing it enables yo to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

If you think there is good in everybody..
then you haven't met everybody.

Try to lick your elbow..
no seriously.. try to.

99% of people cannot lick their elbow!

Beware the Penguins they are Evil they are plotting to take over the world!!!

Oh yeah you b**ch you think you can bit me your so wrong!!