I'm in shape.....round is a shape

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

If you meet someone thats different then you, dont harm them in any way cuz someday they can be your boss!!!!

Its what i call karma....but karma was moving a little so i had to speed it up!

Party Don't Start Till I Walk In With The Beer!!:)

Gambling is only a problem if your losing.

-MJA-

.to all virgins:.
."thanks for nothing".

[it's pretty lame, but for some reason i find it amusing]

Rebel sheep say moo.

Never Say Never

From fresh prince

will: HOW COULD U BLOW ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THIS ONE HAND!? I THOUGHT U SED U KNEW HOW TO PLAY POKER!!!

friend:THIS IS POKER? i thought it was GO FISH!