Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Did you know that if you give up your dreams then you are a peice of crap
    SO DONT GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

    DONT GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

    by Lizzy
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  • You never recognize the big moments when they actually happen. It's only afterward when your life is going down the toilet, that you wish you'd had the foresight to smack your forehead and shout, 'He, back up there, pal!'

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  • My friend sed this to me::

    i'm not white. i'm part native american.. i guess you can call me... a burnt cracker.

    by mel
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  • Quick Jesus is coming! Look busy

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  • Choke him he'll snap out of it

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  • I am grounded for two weeks or until my mom learns that "funk" is not a bad word!!

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  • We were so poor when I was young my Dad unplugged the clocks

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  • I have style, I have class
    Mess with me I'll kick your ass.
    For all those sl.uts who think you're kool
    Think again cos B.itches Rule!!!

    by Janelle
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  • Don't you hate it when your grandparents or whomever come up to you at weddings and pinch your cheeks saying, " your next your next?" I did. Well they stopped doing that crap when I started doing it to them at funerals

    by Allan
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  • I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

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