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Did you know that if you give up your dreams then you are a peice of crap |
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You never recognize the big moments when they actually happen. It's only afterward when your life is going down the toilet, that you wish you'd had the foresight to smack your forehead and shout, 'He, back up there, pal!' |
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My friend sed this to me:: |
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Quick Jesus is coming! Look busy |
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Choke him he'll snap out of it |
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I am grounded for two weeks or until my mom learns that "funk" is not a bad word!! |
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We were so poor when I was young my Dad unplugged the clocks |
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I have style, I have class |
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Don't you hate it when your grandparents or whomever come up to you at weddings and pinch your cheeks saying, " your next your next?" I did. Well they stopped doing that crap when I started doing it to them at funerals |
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |