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Work, pain, strain |
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"If your parents never had kids...chances are you wont either..." |
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Accidents happen.....Kids cause accidents in the front seat...Accidents in the back seat cause kids... |
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Guys are like roses...some smell good like the fragrance...some look good like the petals...some are tough like the stem...and some are pricks like the thorns! |
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Life should be like a new roll of tiolet paper....long and useful |
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Gravity is Bullshit... |
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten :) |
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Getting lost wasn't the idea |
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Learn to enjoy your own company, you are the only person you can count on to live the rest of your life. |
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If your got brown hands, Your out of toilet paper! |