Once I stood up on the mountain to breath fresh air

But i accidentally sniffed poison

So I fell of the mountain

No ..no, don’t worry!!

Nothing happened to me really..

I just died!

When life gives you lemons, take the jucie and squirt it in your enemies eyes.

If you talk about me
i got some advice
click your heels three times
and say "I wish i had a life"

Roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
what happen to you!!..lol

If at first you don't succeed
Sky divings not for you

If you can read this...thank your teacher...

Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid ill take over**

DILLIGASD

DOES
IT
LOOK
LIKE
I
GIVE
A
SHIT
DAY

Today is a new day like yesterday because it was today at one time.

You can't spell Crap without RAP