.a good friend is like a bra.
.strong support.
.and close to the heart.

[obviously not mine, but i found it funny at the time i heard it]

He who laughs last, thinks the slowesT...

Embrace the inner dork in yourself 'cause life's to short to be cool

You claim it's a method
You use for coping
There are healthier ways
Try hand lotion and stroking

Thier are plenty fish in the sea but who wants to date a fish?

I was here, but now im not
i went away to smoke some pot
if in life you dont succeed
f.u.c.k it all and smoke some weed

Chocolate is the key to life!

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

Watch out for flying squirrels!!!

the penguins are coming for you...

Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.