The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

Feeling like the little present my dog just left for me outside.

You know you're blonde if you cry for help because you got stuck in an escalator when the power went out.

If at first you don't succeed, try sucking harder

2009 F**Ks 2008 sucks 2009 rules hell ya

Two muffins are inside an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its hot in here" the other muffin says"WOW a talkin muffin!"

Dont be silly so wrap up willy

You have my heart,my soul,my love so what more do you want.. my liver

GIRLS SUCK!!....thats why we created the tom-boy!! haha

Sometimes you gotta try your hardest not to care.........no matter how much you really do!