Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Growing old is mandatory..
    but growing up is OPTIONAL..
    =D

    [for all those who dont want to move on and go to high school and college and stuff; from my friend nessy]

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  • Im dumb but beautiful things even out

    by Becx
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  • Life is gay F**k it in the A**

    by Becx
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  • If i no im going to fail y not try cuz then at least i seceaded at some thing!!

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  • When in dout,shoe it out hehehe

    by Becx
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  • Ur pretty.....ugly
    yea when u say pretty they say thank u and then u say ugly theyr face turns sour!!

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  • Suicide hotline, pleaase hold...

    by xx5OUL
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  • Looks are God given, so be thankful. Praise is man given, so be humble. And conceit is self given...so be careful!

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  • Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all!!

    by Carlynn
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  • When given the choice between mittens and gloves, always wear mittens. It is much easier to flip people off.

    by Matters
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