Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

When life gives you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.

I've gotten some meat in me.
-Mariana

I'm cute, crippled, and cocky.
-Ryan

Why not live your life like Laguna Beach?

Life, whats that? its a magazine. How much does it coast? 25 cents. I dont have 25 cents....Well thats life:D

My sister once told me "do as i say, not as i do".
yeah sis I love ya but if I did what you do, I'd kill myself cuz without you I don't have a clue!

(to my sis, she taught me everything)

School is like being peaked to death by a chiken. ~stiker~

Hey s/ut
EXCUSE ME?
Sorry wh0re!
Thats better

The next time you think your perfect try walking on water.