Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I am like air and I do wherever I want even if you have a bullet
    You cannot kill me

    by jlucson
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  • "When in doubt,....scream louder!"
    ~*rachel*

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  • Your the Shit..so don't worry someone will smell it

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  • If you're not living life on the edge your taking up too much space~~

    by Tisha
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  • If your falling off a cliff you may as well try to fly, you have nothing to lose.

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  • It's all funny until someone gets hurt... then its hilarious!!

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  • Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks~

    by Tisha
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  • If you walk your father to school because he's in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

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  • If you work outside without a shirt...
    And your husband does too, you might be a redneck.

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  • I was madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin a doughnut roll down a hill.

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