Funny Quotes About Life

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  • BRUNETTE...
    cuz sum1 has to be smart

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  • Stewey: can i touch ur hair? I'm gunna touch.

    ** touches black guys hair**

    stewey: omg it feels lk a sheep

    LOL I LUV FAMILY GUY

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  • DANCE LIKE nO oNes wAchIng 4 life is 2 short to care whAt peOpLE THinK!!

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  • My tire was thumping
    I thought it was flat
    when I looked at my tire
    I noticed your cat.

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  • " It's true that beauty is only skin deep, but make-up does make it a little deeper..."

    by Rick
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  • In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?

    by nadine
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  • "It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian."

    by Celina
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  • Got A Problem? Have You Tried Kicking It?

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  • It's all fun and games until someone...loses their head!

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  • Lifew is short
    make fun of it.

    by kida
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