Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

It's not illegal if you don't know you're doing it.

If I had one wish, I'd wish I had an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggie style
or 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone loves get laid!!!!!!!

If u sleep on a bed with a dust ruffle and seven pillows, u're either gay or married

PiMpeTtE oF tHe YeAr
PlAyErEtTe Of ThE sEaSoN
yOuR gUyS gOnE aNd Im ThE rEaSoN!!

Sticks and stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!!!
(not mine)

(situation)- a girl is failing history

-have you ever heard the saying history repeats its self?

-yea

-well in this case i'll be repeating history

.it's funny until someone gets hurt.
...then it's f...ing hilarious!...

T-shirts at Wal-Mart.

(Guy's Black Shirt)
My girlfriends out of town.

(Girl's White Shirt)
My boyfriends out of town.

Im waiting to see a couple like that O_o hmm

(Guy's Green Shirt With Stick Figures)
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad.