A cat looks down upon a man, a dog looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see it's equal

"Damn if Red Bull really works"
A student in a middle of a test
A prisoner in a middle of trial
Whoever feels locked up in a place

If jumping to conclusions were a real exercise maybe I wouldnt be so fat. :P

Schools cool but what are you

F ckd up
I nsecure
N erur0tic
E motional

The truth about girls...

gossip isn't a sin,
its an art!

This is actually a pickup line but oh well,

"did you know there is 125 bones in the body?"
Girl: "yeah"
guy:"would you like another?"

SMILE!
tommaro will be worse

When life gives you lemons,
make lemonade.
now where the hell do i get the f...ing lemons??!!

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year."