Someday, we'll look back on this, smile, laugh nervously and change the subject

"How long a minute is..... depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."

The road to success is always under construction.

Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to dribble a football.

If practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly!

When life gives you lemons,
make grape juice.
Then sit back and watch everyone wonder, How the heII you did that!

Here is a little advice for you:
never play leapfrog with a unicorn!

I have been all over the world and seen many things stranger than people walking backwords.