CAUTION: stop leaving your cigarett butts on the floor...the cockroaches are getting cancer!!

When some one tells you nothings impossible, tell them to try dribbling a footbal.

Girls+Chocolate=INSTANT LOVE

^^Alright i can admit it =-]^^

"You put me in a nursing home, I'll put you in a coma"

**This is a quote, right? Well, I made it up talking to one of my best friends who is like a son to me**

Sex, drugs rock\'n\'roll,
Speed, weed, birthcontrol,
Life\'s a bi@tch and then you die,
So f/u/c/k the world and lets get high!

I'd visit but I like my world better.

-love you world it's from me

Okay, i'm back.
What'd i miss?

OH SH!T!

-God

It really DOES say "adam and steve" thats just what you get for reading the translation.

-God

All your friends are laughing behind your back.

Kill Them.

-God

Shut Up.

I'm tired of your stupid hymns.

-God