Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Sorry for the inconvenience.

    -God

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  • Dance! my puppets, dance!

    mwahahahaha!

    -God

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  • Dear humanity,

    QUIT IT!

    azzh0les

    -God

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  • Pay no attention to the man behind the certain...

    -God

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  • You try to find out what your problem had become.But then you have more problems to face

    by KayCee
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  • life a!!!!!!!!
    life is a bi*c* and so i am i.

    by shelly
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  • Oh, the inquisition?
    alright, fine.
    my bad
    -God

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  • Hey, have you seen my son?
    i sent him to get some milk a while ago...

    -God

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  • Quit using my name in vain,
    goddamit!

    -God

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  • *You talk mad crap but say it without a trace, come on hunnie be a big girl and say it to my face, cause if u cant walk da walk then dont talk da talk, cause fake lil biitches like u get outlined in chalk*

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