Have u herd of janola stains?i think ma cuz in new zealand knows about this disaster

Life is like a box of condoms.. No matter which one you pick, your gonna get screwed..

To the hell-hole called school I am bound,
this homework is a pain that I've found.
Complete all work before the due date,
so my teacher won't mark the work late.
Screw all learning, ignorance is bliss.
Aw crap! *pssst* What's the answer to this?

LOOK AT MY NIGGA
GOT HIM ON MY OWN
DON'T LOOK AT HIM
I DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T
SO BACK OFF
I'LL GIVE YOU A B* SLAP
BUT GURL LOOK IN THE MIRROR
U GOT NO ASS

CRY ME A RIVER
BUILD ME A BRIDGE
AND GET OVER IT

I AM NOT LAZY.................................
im energetically chalenged!!!!!!!!:)

My mom always told me that everyone is given a gift...it just turns out that some people's gift is to screw everything up.

My Dad~ "Oops. It sent. I didn't mean to send it. Uh, your joining the NAVY."

Me~ "o.0? Okay."

"people say nothings impossible but a guy can't have a baby..."

I belive that my life is like a peice of toilet paper, the shorter is is the shittier it gets.