I'm all that and a bag of skittles, so taste the rainbow b**ch!!

Do You Have To Go To The Bathroom?
--cause your playing like a piece of sh*t

"if you think you got it bad put yourself in jesus's sandals"

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

If your condom brakes, use a baloon!

If you run out of tampons use q-tips.

If you run out of pads use a bandaid.

Only dogs get mad, people get angry.

It's not bad to steel as long as no one is looking.

10 out of 5 doctors think it's OK to be schizophrenic.

-Anonymous