Never take life too seriously...

you'll never get out alive

When you get annoyed, it takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to stretch your arm and punch the heck out of them.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.........

My friend told me that one, so i don't know if it is illegal to type this or not.....oh well.....

There is 2 ways to live your life the right way or the perfect way. and the right ways is always the best way

Pain is weakness leaving the body. Pain is good.

If nice guys finish last, and cheaters never win, then does that mean you have to be bad to win?

Excuses are like butts,
Everyone has one!
[i hope so!!!]

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

If life gives you lemons throw them at people...if they start to catch them... [RUN]!!

-i heard this from my brother...its definatly something he would do...

What? You think It's easy being a B**ch?!