Your only young once - but you can be immiture forever!

Please stay away
Please dont stay
If you dont you will be reported missing
dont blame me I warned you
I'm PMSing

I'm stuck at home with idiots...........wait..i'm the only one here!!

A wise man once said
"i don't know - go ask a woman"

lol! hey no offence to ne guyz out there

The grass is always greener on the other side, but someone still has to mow it.

Life is like a jalepeno pepper, what you do today, will burn you in the butt tomorrow.

Some people say that ones personality is relfected off their car..... well, i have no car!

Time Is a waste of life, Life is a waste of time, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!

How am I? Why, bluer than Stilton's finest!
(Stilton is a blue cheese)
-me

"If the moon was made of cheese, i bet it would make a lot of nachos!"
By: David, My Boyfriend