Life is a boomerang,
when you throw it,
it smacks you right back.

U don't need to b an egg to get laid

- by my best frend breanna

U don't need a hamer to get nailed

Therapy is expensive... but popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Life is like a boner, long and hard

heard it from my bestfriends cousin

WHAT DID THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO AGAIN?

Im not conceeded im convinced

Dont sweat the petty thing and dont pet the sweatty things lol- First Daughter

A day without laughing is
**a day wasted.**

aNd daT's Da TruTh ..that you can HandeL

PerfECt GirLz aRen'T rEaL aNd ReAL GirLz aRen'T PerFeCt