It's cool to stay in school
It's my deed to smoke weed
I think I should drink
Now dunt yuo sea? Skool relly pais off

The only reason I'm your dad
Is because Your mom makes
GREAT Pancakes

If you cant smoke it
And you cant drink it
And you cant screw it
Then what the hell is it?

He told me I was his first!

I guess what I'm really trying to say is.... oh look a butterfly

Is this the part where I listen and act like I care?

Well Billy... thats called a penis... you SUCK it

When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my A S S goodbye!!!

I was surprised that the day did not fall into its own dismay..
I was surprised with the words she tried to say...
as i faced the sun..she saw no shadow

Bumper stickers

The kids drive me crazy. I drive em everywhere.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, ur squintin to read it.

They couldnt repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder!