Dont waste your time on people that don't care,
when you could have me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations

Only in america do we put handicapped parking in front of a swimming pool

Heaven didnt want me...and Hell was afraid i would take over!!!!!!

I knew I was a nut...when the squirrels started looking at me funny!!!!!!!

Silence is golden...But shouting is Fun!!!

In a world of cheerios....Be a FRUITLOOP!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons...throw them back and say I DONT WANT YOU DARN LEMONS!!

~nobody is a virgin..life screws us all~