WhAt GoEs ArOuNd CoMeS bAcK tO kIcK yOu In ThE AsS!

Ya kno if all the prep stores shut down 4 som reason the ALL the preps would die!!

When God created man She was only joking.

People Dissing Me,
Sat On A Wall,
People Dissing Me,
Had A Great Fall.
And All The Kings Horses,
And All The Kinds Men,
Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
Get It?

" Don't be mean to the nerds! They might be ur boss sumday!"

The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!!!!

You were so full of life

I have finally found the man of my dreams.
He's sweet, he's cute and if he gives me any flack I can bite his head off!

( ya'll know im talking about a gingerbread man right?)

About knocking on Death's door...

What happens when Death orders pizza?

~*~not mine...don't know who wrote it...got it form a e-mail...~*~

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.